February 2008
10 posts
“If at all possible, we’d prefer some sort of self-moistening orifice that...”
– Pornography-Desensitized Populace Demands New Orifice To Look At | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Why can’t a guy eat a banana without being ridiculed?
“As a matter of fact, I DO use a fake British accent at the Taco Bell drive-thru....”
– Joshua Allen
Holy crap… MSFT just made an indecent proposal to YHOO for $31/share.